I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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