whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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