We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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