I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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