is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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