I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
You took a bar mat shot.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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