i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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