Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just googled if crying burns calories
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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