He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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