Sry I called you an 8
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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