i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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