I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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