Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Someone signed my nipple.
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