I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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