We're facebook friends in real life
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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