Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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