belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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