We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
