i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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