This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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