I am in a vortex of obligation.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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