I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize