had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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