Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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