can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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