know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Randomize
