I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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