I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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