these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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