I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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