It's Friday. Sex?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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