Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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