Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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