Me too!
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Randomize
