i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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