Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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