I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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