There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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