that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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