I love black thongs
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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