I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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