it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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