her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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