I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
high people should be assigned attendants
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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