Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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