If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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