i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
