she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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