windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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