don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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