I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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