I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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