were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
